I am a long, narrow, dog with a coat of yellow velvet. I am adorable. I am splendid in every respect.
I am also very, very, very, very naughty. Well, perhaps not naughty, more like curious and mischievous and a little bit hyperactive and nibbly and disobedient and wilful and independent and lively and . . . you get the picture.You will love my diary of escapades.